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GOP Begins Search for Broad Deal in the Gulf of Mexico
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Mia Farrow Drew Men to Her Like Bees Foraging for Flowers that are Hampered by Diesel Exhaust
How A Debt Ceiling Crisis Can Do More Harm Than Bigfoot's Existence
Sandra Bullock Lost Her First George Clooney Costarring Role to Stink Bugs in Lancaster County