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Saturday, December 31, 2011
Kyle Orton Returns to Denver
Kyle Orton is back in Denver to take on the Denver Broncos...
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Thursday, December 8, 2011
The interview with Craig Coffey from FOX21 News:
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Onward and Upward,
The Landlocked Pioneers
David Lewis
Dwayne Brown
Elly Steinmetz
Zach Karlsson
Check out our YOUTUBE page for new videos every week. Also, while you're there, don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to the Landlocked Pioneers' channel.
Onward and Upward,
The Landlocked Pioneers
David Lewis
Dwayne Brown
Elly Steinmetz
Zach Karlsson
Friday, December 2, 2011
Who Are We?
Today, we're going to put the faces in front of you that are behind the comedy group, Landlocked Pioneers. Here they are...
David Lewis
David's Twitter
David's Facebook
Dwayne Brown
Dwayne's Twitter
Dwayne's Facebook
Elly Steinmetz
Elly's Twitter
Elly's Pinterest
Zach
David Lewis
David's Facebook
Dwayne Brown
Dwayne's Facebook
Elly Steinmetz
Elly's Pinterest
Zach
And the mystery man you see in some of our videos, well, his name is Zach. That's all we know about Zach. His first name.
If you'd like further information on us, or would like to contact us, please email us at landlockedpioneers@gmail.com.
And as always, visit our YouTube page to check out our weekly videos. Thanks for watching!
-Landlocked Pioneers
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
This Week's Update (11/28/11)
Welcome back to the week!
Is everyone fully recovered from their Black Friday?
This past week(end) was a pleasant surprise for us with the excellent response we got from the Kyle Orton video. Thank you to everyone that passed it along. We're really glad that you enjoyed it. I know we had a ton of fun making it! We even made a brief appearance on YouTube's most popular videos...
We'd especially like to thank Kyle Orton. If it wasn't for you, there'd be no Orton.
We just shot another video today which involves a cop and his addiction to pepper spray. It goes without saying that this was another successful day of fun. We hope to have it up to YouTube by mid-week. So stay tuned...
Good luck to everyone on your final hours of Cyber Monday. Be thankful that you can't be pepper sprayed on Wal-Mart's website.
Thank you all for the wonderful support!
-David
Is everyone fully recovered from their Black Friday?
This past week(end) was a pleasant surprise for us with the excellent response we got from the Kyle Orton video. Thank you to everyone that passed it along. We're really glad that you enjoyed it. I know we had a ton of fun making it! We even made a brief appearance on YouTube's most popular videos...
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We'd especially like to thank Kyle Orton. If it wasn't for you, there'd be no Orton.
We just shot another video today which involves a cop and his addiction to pepper spray. It goes without saying that this was another successful day of fun. We hope to have it up to YouTube by mid-week. So stay tuned...
Good luck to everyone on your final hours of Cyber Monday. Be thankful that you can't be pepper sprayed on Wal-Mart's website.
Thank you all for the wonderful support!
-David
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Orton's Farewell on Wall Street Journal
Kyle Orton's Video makes it on Wall Street Journal!
Thanks for the support...the kind of support Orton wished for while he was in Denver.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Black Pepper Spray Friday
The excessive use of pepper spray in America has officially replaced the excessive use of "That's what she said!"
The reason? Frustration.
People are frustrated. I went out this morning for some Black Friday action, and sadly the only thing I bought was a heated back wrap. While I was out, I heard a man say, while seething, "There are too many people here!" Sir, you ARE one of these people here. Do you realize that you contributed to the mass of people that were wedged into the entrance of Kohl's? I'll let him off the hook if he truly believed that he was the only one who saw the massive amounts of Black Friday commercials, and that the amazing deals were his own little secrets.
The bud of frustration is putting yourself in a situation when you know that A) There's a better situation or B) You could have prevented this situation. In this man's case, he fell into both categories.
I know that I get frustrated. I get frustrated when I see people walk slowly in front of my car when I graciously stop to let them cross the road. In this case, I know there's a better situation. A situation in which I hover over them...year 2015? I know that I get frustrated with myself as well. Whenever I leave the house and realize that I didn't brush my teeth I not only get frustrated, but extremely shy.
I have a solution! People, put down the pepper spray and pick up the Binaca! Instead of spraying the eyes of helpless and unknowing humans, spray the mouths of those stricken by halitosis. Not only will you be helping others, you'll be ridding yourself of the frustrations that come with smelling someone's bad breath.
And just for fun, please post "That's what she said" to any of the sentences above. It's a fun game.
Happy Fried Day!
The reason? Frustration.
People are frustrated. I went out this morning for some Black Friday action, and sadly the only thing I bought was a heated back wrap. While I was out, I heard a man say, while seething, "There are too many people here!" Sir, you ARE one of these people here. Do you realize that you contributed to the mass of people that were wedged into the entrance of Kohl's? I'll let him off the hook if he truly believed that he was the only one who saw the massive amounts of Black Friday commercials, and that the amazing deals were his own little secrets.
The bud of frustration is putting yourself in a situation when you know that A) There's a better situation or B) You could have prevented this situation. In this man's case, he fell into both categories.
I know that I get frustrated. I get frustrated when I see people walk slowly in front of my car when I graciously stop to let them cross the road. In this case, I know there's a better situation. A situation in which I hover over them...year 2015? I know that I get frustrated with myself as well. Whenever I leave the house and realize that I didn't brush my teeth I not only get frustrated, but extremely shy.
I have a solution! People, put down the pepper spray and pick up the Binaca! Instead of spraying the eyes of helpless and unknowing humans, spray the mouths of those stricken by halitosis. Not only will you be helping others, you'll be ridding yourself of the frustrations that come with smelling someone's bad breath.
And just for fun, please post "That's what she said" to any of the sentences above. It's a fun game.
Happy Fried Day!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Kyle Orton's Farewell to Denver
I would like to congratulate Kyle Orton on his recent waiver claim by the Kansas City Chiefs. May you quarterback peacefully now that you are free of Tim Tebow.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Orton hears a BOO!
We've hit a speed bump in the production of what was going to be our next YouTube video, but have no fear! We're going to push along and get a new video done tomorrow...
This week's video will focus on Kyle Orton and his recent unemployment. See what it's like to be in Tim Tebow's shadow, which is shadowed by John Elway's shadow. Orton explains what it's like to be a Bronco, a quarterback, and a human with a neck beard. Let's help Orton find a job. Did we mention Tim Tebow? Tim Tebow. Yes, Tim Tebow.
This week's video will focus on Kyle Orton and his recent unemployment. See what it's like to be in Tim Tebow's shadow, which is shadowed by John Elway's shadow. Orton explains what it's like to be a Bronco, a quarterback, and a human with a neck beard. Let's help Orton find a job. Did we mention Tim Tebow? Tim Tebow. Yes, Tim Tebow.
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