Friday, September 27, 2013

Happy Birthday, GOOGLE!

For your birthday, I promise not to make you awkwardly search for "What does it mean when (fill in the blank) is this color?" or "Miley Cyrus". Also, for your birthday, I will attempt to spell everything correctly so you don't have to rack your computer brain to figure out what I 'actually' meant to search for.

Take the day off, Google. We will all refer to our 1997 big leathery books ...what were those books called? Oh yeah, Enciclopedias...Yes, I did mean Encyclopedias. Thanks again, Google.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

At Least...News! (9/4/13)

News for September 04, 2013:

Obama says World's Credibility on the Line....At least there are Otter Pops!

Fans Petition Fifty Shades of Grey Casting...At least it's not Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke, who put together quite the audition tape.

Mark Sanchez out Until Week 3...At least the Jets will have a chance to win their first 2 games of the season.